This morning I made myself a delicious peanut butter sandwich which of course I warmed up before rushing off to work. While I was devouring my breakfast and trying to drive at the same time, that sneaky peanut butter jumped out of my sandwich and landed on my sweater and skirt! Then there was an awkward moment between me and the driver in the car next to me, when he caught me eating the peanut butter off my sleeve. What?! I’m still hungry and that peanut butter is still good! Plus, I may have forgotten a napkin.